"I'm Still a Woman" (Excerpt #1)

I've decided to try something...I'm going to write a novel right here on my blog--that's right! Right here on my blog! Below you will find the latest excerpt from my book entitled: I'm Still a Woman...please read and enjoy! Chapter One ~ A SHORT SYNOPSIS ~ Ok this is the story, I've been a full figured woman all my natural life; the fact that I'm black is just an added bonus. Most of my family supports my decision not to loss weight; I did say most of my family. Of course you have your distant relatives that come into town every now and again trying to make you feel, ya know, unwanted, unloved, stupid stuff like that, and I did say "trying". Anywho, I'm the kind of woman that holds her own. Ya know, whatever they dish I may taste a little bit, but I have my own buffet and I'm passing out samples! Shoot, my momma always told us, my three sisters, one brother and I, not to take no mess from anyone; let alone stupid relatives. Now, I'm absolutely, positively certain that didn't include her and daddy--you can bet money on it! But back to the stupid relatives, I don't know why they feel, I should fell less than a woman because the good Lord blessed me with all this! I mean, what's wrong with a little mo' meat! Shoot, don't no dog want no bones, let alone a man! Besides, I've never had any problem finding a man, now keeping him that's a different story--and it has nothing to do with my weight. 'Cause if I haven't mentioned it, I'm fine as all get out! You better know it! Let me clue ya in a little; I'm twenty-six years young, roughly 5'3--ok, it's more like 5 '2 ½ with deep brown smoky eyes...inviting eyes...bedroom eyes, mid-ear length natural hair, but I've got so many wigs it'll make ya head spin! In all styles and colors too, don't mess with me! I'm a whole lot of woman in a whole lot of ways! Anywho, the Lord also blessed me with a small waist, big boobs, and a round shapely behind with beautifully matched bo' hips, a semi-flat stomach--you know only real women have a pouch! And I carry all this loveliness at a measly 180 pounds and I love every inch of it! Now if your white, you may think I'm crazy, thinking I'm all that, but if you're black--and a black male, well shoot, I'm just whatcha looking for! So, whatcha think?!? Feel free to leave your comments/pinions, may they be unfavorable and highly critical (Oh God, no!) or positive and over-flowingly supportive (Oh God, YES!) Seriously, I need you to be on the look out for things like continuity, writing myself into corners, things like that--not so much spelling (although I'm awful at it) I plan to critique that as I go along. So, tell me whatcha think?! Bring it on! I can take it! Here's a peek at tomorrow's excerpt...

Now my three sisters are a treat. Patricia, Tricia for short (Daa) is the eldest, she’s thirty-two years old and has been married and divorced three times working on her fourth and always wants to give advise on love and relationships. Ironically that’s what she does for a living, she’s a psychologist who specializes in relationships, needless to say, no one listens to her--at least in this family. And if any of her patients knew her personal life was in such shambles, I don’t believe they would either.